Most inept engineer.
Barks and chews cables. Likes Monty Python. Really bad at editing audio. Dreadful mic technique. Far more attracted to acoustic foam than he should be. Can’t even make a decent cup of tea. Makes an impression, but usually on wet tarmac.
Terrible at understanding basic commands. Reluctantly accepts that these people are better at reading out loud than he is.
Has eaten his showreel anyway.